Yesterday I went to Soergel’s Orchard with my boss and his son. Aside from buying the best pickled beets that I have ever tasted, I saw the fattest pig in the great state of PA. Dudley, as he is known around the barnyard, weighs in at about 500 pounds and has some unfortunate dental work. When he smelled my apple, we wanted to be best friends. The two sheep (I could be wrong but I am pretty convinced that their names were Milli and Vannili-) were not impressed with the showboating that Dudley was doing. They refused to have their photo taken with me.